Every Undergrounder Who MUST Have One Of These, Raise Your Hand…
By Tom Chandler on Apr 2, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
From the Goat blog at Backcountry.com:
The Cruzin Cooler comes in gas or electric versions and has a top speed of 13mph.
I’m just going to say it; Since I learned of the existence of this wheeled, powered cooler, my life has become painfully empty and barren. I must have one.
Imagine scooting down to the lake, drinking all the cold beer inside, and then filling it with stockies for the trip home.
That’s priceless. If you really wanted to be cool, you could plaster it with decals from major fly fishing brands. That would be cool.
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Alistair | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
Fantastic - I want one :-)
Alistair
Murdock | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
I agree, I must have one as well. Maybe we could form a chapter of the Hell’s Anglers and wreak havoc on the trout streams from our motorized coolers.
Tom Chandler | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
Flames. Painted flames on the cooler. That’s all I’m saying.
kbarton10 | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
I hope Rednecks never convert to Islam… 30 pounds of C4 and a bucket of nails - detonated in a crowd near a Bass Pro shop.
There is no defense possible.
Clay | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
Oh come on Kbarton, it is just a “Bass Pro Shop”! They don’t even know where the fly shop is. That is a sweet scooter though, and I bet it floats, just put a paddle on the wheels and you have a personal drift boat with motor and beer cooler combo. A flyfishers dream come true!
Pete | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
I have one! It’s sitting in my office as we speak. I took laps around the 41st and 43rd floors of my office building, achieving top speeds of 13 mph. It also comes with a tandem trailer cooler wagon you can attach with a hitch. In case you were wondering, the chicks really dig it.