Let’s face it. Mondays are weird. Just weird.

Making Monday weirder was last night’s insomnia, which is painting today with a truly surreal cast.

I’m on a deadline right now, so I’m tossing a few steaks into the Undergrounder’s cage, and running like hell for the zoo exit. Enjoy.

Want to See the Last Sweetwater Trout? Better Look Fast.

The last surviving Sweetwater Rainbow trout is swimming in a tank in San Diego, and if you want to see what it looks like, you’d better visit this page… fast.


Jim Baird, Union-Tribune

It’s the only remnant of a population of Sweetwater trout that were wiped out by a grass fire (and habitat loss).

The Upper Sweetwater contained native rainbows until October 2003, when a lost and inexperienced hunter set a signal fire that mushroomed into the largest wildfire in California history.

How’s that for an “outdoorsman?” He gets lost, and then sets a signal fire that extincts a species. Not a good day.

Attempts to breed the handful of remaining trout failed. One male is left, and that, my friends, is one lonely trout.

A $25,000 Fishing Trip? In Montana?

Ready to bid a minimum of $25,000 for the chance to fish with Intel Chairman Craig Barret?

Me neither. But let’s just assume you’ve got that kind of dosh. And you’re dying to spend it. From Information Week:

The highest bidder and a guest will receive a three-day, two-night stay in a private cabin at the Triple Creek Ranch at the base of Montana’s Bitterroot Range. The winner will have the chance to go fly-fishing and horseback riding with Barrett and join him for a gourmet meal.

The minimum bid is $25,000 and bidders must prequalify. Bidding will open April 16 and close April 26. Proceeds will go to the National Forest Foundation and its efforts to conserve forests, watersheds, wildlife habitat, and recreational resources.

Oh. You get to go horseback riding too. Hell, why didn’t anyone say so?

Helium Web Site Full of Hot Air

On another big-dollar note (and from the “No Surprise At All” Department), last week I left a non-vulgar, respectful comment at the bottom of the Donny Beaver Interview page at the Helium site which mentioned the private (and spendy) Spring Ridge Club’s tendency to illegally prevent public access to public water… and viola!

It still hasn’t appeared.

It appears comments are welcome at the Helium site, as long as they’re fawning positive lies they’re not.

We’re shocked. And we’re sure you are too.

See you on the river (and I mean it this time), Tom Chandler.

[tags]fly fishing, spring ridge club, sweetwater trout [/tags]