Comments on: The Typical Monday Morning Underground Weirdness http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/ Fly Fishing the Upper Sacramento River : Tom Chandler's Fly Fishing Life : Fly Rods are the Measure of Life Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:56:21 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Bastard Mike http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/comment-page-1/#comment-3825 Bastard Mike Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:58:01 +0000 http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/#comment-3825 Hmmmph... Slaw dogs...SW dogs... First, SoCal boys (along with expatriots) have been eating these damn dogs for 30 plus years. I suppose the next new culinary treat is going to be a fish taco, properly topped with (of course) slaw and mayonase? San Felipe style? Tuscon is just a water stop on the walk across the desert, now a hot dog break as well it seems. What the hell do they know? The proper SoCal dog is topped with salsa fresca. There is NO mayonase involved whatsoever! Sorry youse eastern boys, mayonase does NOT belong on hot dogs! You want to put cabbage on a hot dog, that's your business! Easy Salsa Fresca: One tomatoe chopped up, A couple of Jalopenos chopped up, Cilantro, chopped up Onion, chopped up bunch of green onions, chopped up (hell just chop everything up) a small palmful of salt to taste Lime juice a couple cloves of garlic (don't forget to chop!) Mix the mess up and let it sit in the fridge for a couple of hours if you can stand it. Smother the dog with it. With any luck you won't have tasted the dog at all when you ate it, will still have chips and beer left over and can sit, with the top button of yer pants undone, and wonder why the house isn't painted yet. Oh yeah...this is a secret recipe. Don't tell anyone. It is loaded with testosterone, will make the hair grow on yer chest, and your hangy downies hang down. You will charge into the boss' office Monday morning and demand a raise and get your damn corner office. Just what is it about the corner office anyway? Eat a dog, confront Nestle I say! Then go for a swim in the blue algie. You'll feel better. Bastard Mike Hmmmph…
Slaw dogs…SW dogs…
First, SoCal boys (along with expatriots) have been eating these damn dogs for 30 plus years. I suppose the next new culinary treat is going to be a fish taco, properly topped with (of course) slaw and mayonase? San Felipe style?
Tuscon is just a water stop on the walk across the desert, now a hot dog break as well it seems. What the hell do they know?
The proper SoCal dog is topped with salsa fresca.
There is NO mayonase involved whatsoever!
Sorry youse eastern boys, mayonase does NOT belong on hot dogs! You want to put cabbage on a hot dog, that’s your business!
Easy Salsa Fresca:
One tomatoe chopped up,
A couple of Jalopenos chopped up,
Cilantro, chopped up
Onion, chopped up
bunch of green onions, chopped up
(hell just chop everything up)
a small palmful of salt to taste
Lime juice
a couple cloves of garlic (don’t forget to chop!)
Mix the mess up and let it sit in the fridge for a couple of hours if you can stand it.
Smother the dog with it.
With any luck you won’t have tasted the dog at all when you ate it, will still have chips and beer left over and can sit, with the top button of yer pants undone, and wonder why the house isn’t painted yet.

Oh yeah…this is a secret recipe. Don’t tell anyone.
It is loaded with testosterone, will make the hair grow on yer chest, and your hangy downies hang down. You will charge into the boss’ office Monday morning and demand a raise and get your damn corner office. Just what is it about the corner office anyway?
Eat a dog, confront Nestle I say! Then go for a swim in the blue algie.
You’ll feel better.

Bastard Mike

]]> By: Tom Chandler http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/comment-page-1/#comment-3814 Tom Chandler Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:36:44 +0000 http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/#comment-3814 It's interesting that the Official Fly Fishing Fuel of the Upper Sacramento River is also found at a gas station, though ours is not the lovable slaw dog but instead the asking-to-be-eaten Amiratti's Burrito. Receptive to the warming rays of the microwave, an Amiratti's burrito can be eaten with one hand while driving to an undisclosed secret spot. Sadly, the word is out on the Amiratti Burrito's corrosive effects, so eating one immediately voids any wader warranty. It’s interesting that the Official Fly Fishing Fuel of the Upper Sacramento River is also found at a gas station, though ours is not the lovable slaw dog but instead the asking-to-be-eaten Amiratti’s Burrito.

Receptive to the warming rays of the microwave, an Amiratti’s burrito can be eaten with one hand while driving to an undisclosed secret spot.

Sadly, the word is out on the Amiratti Burrito’s corrosive effects, so eating one immediately voids any wader warranty.

]]> By: Teh Wind Knot http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/comment-page-1/#comment-3805 Teh Wind Knot Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:21:58 +0000 http://troutunderground.com/2007/03/04/the-typical-monday-morning-underground-weirdness/#comment-3805 Slaw Dog? That is redundant. It is not a dog without slaw. Still there is nothing like a good gas station dog where you can do a little creating with the fixin's. It will be a sad day indeed when something better foodwise than a gas station opens up in East TN. Slaw Dog? That is redundant. It is not a dog without slaw. Still there is nothing like a good gas station dog where you can do a little creating with the fixin’s. It will be a sad day indeed when something better foodwise than a gas station opens up in East TN.

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