It’s Monday, so it’s time for fly fishing’s fun blog to wrap up the weekend’s weirdness in newspaper and put it out by the curb for all to see.

FIRST

These Monday Morning Follies lead off with a good cause: Salmon restoration.

Grist magazine – via Moldy Chum – explains the story behind the “drifters on dry land” poster produced by David James Duncan and others (proving once again that writers are possibly the finest people the earth has ever known).

From the Grist story:

The image appears on a poster distributed by Save Our Wild Salmon, a collaboration of conservationists, fisherfolk, and others interested in the removal of four dams on the Lower Snake River in Washington state.

Someday we may yet see the removal of those dams (or even the four currently strangling the Klamath River), but will it happen in time to save endangered salmon runs?

THEN

An outfit called “Nomad Adventures” is offering a fly fishing journal with waterproof pages and a zippered case.

I admit to seeing the picture and laughing in a bitter and cynical fashion due to the neat, block printing in the sample journal.

My handwritten journals read like the “before” pictures for penmanship courses, but I suppose that kind of transference doesn’t help anyone, and might actually impede the flow of commerce.

I’m sorry I brought it up. Really.

THEN

Along comes an article from the Worcester paper about the Rajeff brothers and their involvement in the “Fly Fishing Masters” contests of recent years.

It was a run-of-mill article, until I hit the following money quote by Tim Rajeff:

Fly fishing’s “purists”— described by Rajeff as those who prefer the traditional ways and images of the sport — are competitive fly fishing’s biggest detractors.

“Most purists despise the element of competition. Yet, when they’re by themselves, they measure every fish,” Rajeff offered.

Brilliant! And wholly specious.

It was certainly nice of Tim to speak to the practices and motivations of others, but then, I like it when people try to prove a point by falsifying the behaviors of their supposed opponents.

Some of us despise organized fly fishing competitions for all sorts of resource reasons, and because trout – simply put – aren’t nearly as tough as bass.

Having competed in organized fishing competitions in another life, I’d suggest it’s the last thing we want for reasons not related to my guesstimating the size of the fish I release without lifting them out of the water.

FINALLY

There’s more to come from the Underground, though what you won’t see are reports of me fishing on rainy, cloudy day.

The forecast is for clear, sunny skies all week. No rain. No snow. No clouds. And no precipitation adding to our meager snowpack.

See you in Rite-Aid’s sunscreen department, Tom Chandler

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