And Here I Thought the Underground’s Writing Was For Shit

by Tom Chandler on January 31, 2007 · 5 comments

I get e-mails all the time asking for more “how-to” information. Never let it be said that I don’t listen.

For those of you yearning to learn – for whom knowledge is fuel and life is an empty freeway, let me present you with:

It’s perhaps the best book about wilderness waste management ever published, though I’m a little confused as to why such a volume is even needed.
And just in case you must own this masterpiece of fecal literature, I created a link to it on Amazon:

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

You ask. The Underground answers.

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1 Steve January 31, 2007 at 4:21 pm

I almost bought this, just to put it on the shelf in the bathroom, but a quick perusal revealed it was too scatalogical.

Consider yourself warned.  (Quote)

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2 Murdock January 31, 2007 at 7:22 pm

Should I admit that I own a copy of this book? I actually keep it in my desk drawer at work and have been known to pull it out to make a point.  (Quote)

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3 Tom Chandler January 31, 2007 at 8:19 pm

Murdock: Your comment begs the question. Exactly what do you use this book to “make a point” about?!

Or do we not want to know?  (Quote)

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4 Mount Shasta Kiro January 31, 2007 at 9:57 pm

“You ask. The Underground answers.” What was the question again?

“too scatalogical” for the bathroom shelf. Easily solved- display it in the kitchen with the cookbooks.  (Quote)

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5 Murdock February 1, 2007 at 3:24 pm

Well let’s just say that the business world has many things in common with the subject of said book. In my other life in the business world I am often called upon to dispose of other peoples crap and sometimes even find myself deep in the crap. Often I spend whole days trying to dig my way out of the crap… and so on and so on….

When someone gives me a particularly hefty ration of the subject matter of the book, I consult it much in the same way a buisness student would read any other management book. ;-)  (Quote)

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