Verizon calls this their shockproof, waterproof, EMP proof, solar radition-resistant, GPS-equipped Adventure Cell Phone. To me, it’s more an adventure killer.

Verizon cell phoneAfter all, what’s the adventure in always knowing where you are, or always having the option to call for help?

For some of us, the adventure only begins after we’ve gotten lost, broken a leg trying to net a 5″ brookie, and dropped the cell phone into the river while calling for help.

Still, if you’re tired of dragging your sorry butt into the cell phone store looking all moronic and dopey because you drowned your fourth cell phone of the year, then maybe this baby’s for you.

Plus, it looks cool, and chicks would dig it.

[tags]phone, cell phone, verizon, gps[/tags]