Sex Sells. Even if You’re an Elk.
By Tom Chandler on Oct 6, 2006 in Environment, News, Underground Entertainment
New West Magazine brings us this story about elk mating season in Rocky Mountain National Park - an event that is rapidly becoming so popular that the crush of humanity has outstripped the rangers’ ability to handle it.
This shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows that a sizable percentage of the Internet’s bandwidth is consumed by the delivery of pornography (human-based, not elk).
Indeed, families are turning the event into an all-day picnic (hey kids, you’re missing the best part), and there are the usual morons and their Disney-fied view of nature that want to get close to the animals.
Frankly, I say let ‘em get close, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.
As always, the Underground is surfing hard to bring you the outdoor stories that really matter.
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