We make stillwater fishing sexy…

Float tubes are efficient – but not cool, fast, or even remotely sexy. This little gem (via GetOutdoors) promises to revolutionize stillwater fly fishing, and to make us aging, overweight fly fishers seem hot and desireable again in the eyes of the general public.

(Remember The Movie? Remember Brad Pitt in The Movie? Notice the look of disappointment on so many women’s faces when you tell them you fly fish, and they give you the once over, and their eyes tell you that you are no Brad Pitt?)

Yup, it’s the Hyrdofoil Water Scooter, and you make it move by jumping up and down on the thing. Imagine prowling the lakes on this sleek beauty, fly rod strapped to your back and a long string of female-laden boats behind you…

You can see video of this beauty in action.